psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

angrynerdyblogger:

do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup

harrystylesus:

[7th grade boy voice] google blue waffle

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

thebaronofthebutts:

did you know that the average human being spends 1/3 of their life trying to take the perfect selfie

gods-nipples:

what if instead of pubes you had feathers

corncop:

why cant students grade teachers on their shitty teaching ability

deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

no-im-beyonce:

hey girl r u a dvd because those r some special features u got there